A concept: Canadian Maple Syrup Pipelines. There must be an economy built around the illegal transportation of maple syrup from Canada to the United States. Think about it. The maple syrup industry is too damn big for, what seems like, a niche market. A multi-million dollar industry built on occasional Sunday morning pancake breakfasts? I … More Forgotten Analogies
Finals week is here. Should be interesting. I’m pretty ready to go home. I’m just a pond tryna freeze! Quit throwing rocks into me!
It’s okay, it didn’t go horribly, just not exactly to plan. -Recent Trends
You can’t go insane yet! There’s still so much to be done! And just like that, the rain turned into snow, and the Christmas season officially started. Prone on the bedroom floor, late into the night, eyes closed, being serenaded by a carol of the season. Some temporary bliss. I have never really fully appreciated … More Ducks in the Parking Lot
I melt my brain down until it is molten, and shape it through restless forging. It is the perfect kind of challenging that kinda hurts, but it’s gratifying. I’m working towards what is important to me. I think I’m getting closer. BUT YEAH I’V E BEEN PRETTY SWELL! IT’S HARD, BUT I’M MOTIVATED TO LEARN, … More The Dry Spots When It Rains
Wowee. I mean, if you think about it, gravity was named by humans, and the protocols we use to describe it were also established by humans. I’ve been imaging other situations where everything is different. The way we have now tends to be convenient, however, I think it would do us well to think about … More Gravity, As A Human Construct
*Sits up, rubs eyes, yawns* Let’s do this. I have shaken away the cobwebs of summer and I am now in the thick of school. The shaking must have been quite jarring, however, since I do feel rather overwhelmed and submerged by obligations, and my mind often reels and twitches in the late hours for … More This Must Be It!
*flips an egg without getting any of the leakies all over the stove* *Nice* I can not ignore the fact that I, did, in fact, set off the fire alarm in my apartment after an (apparantely) smokey cooking sesh with some potatoes and chicken, a current staple. My dinner every day (which I always wholesomely … More Beethoven and Burritos
If you are really interested in how to experience fundamental feelings in a diner parking lot very early in the morning, I would suggest a few things: Make sure that you are experiencing incredible amounts of change in a short period of time. This overwhelming feeling is what, personally, keeps me going, but it can … More A User’s Guide on How to Experience Fundamental Feelings in a Diner Parking Lot Very Early in the Morning, et al.
Sure, living in the moment can be healthy. However, pretending that the world is going to end in 5 minutes every half an hour can be taxing. I need to find a balance. One of my dear plants, Ramshackle, has died after getting sick. It was painful to watch, but I know that I did … More Bringing Flowers to a Plant Funeral